--- Page Below Partly
Obsolete ---Obsolete in that there
are many refererences to Majordomo, & Berklix now
uses Mailman instead which is far easier for users,
but as there's still the odd lazy thus cluless waster
tries to waste the time of event announcers &
lists owners to do [un]subscribe requests, this page
retained for them.
Lists Are Moving From Majordomo
To New Easier Mailman
Try it !
Do Not Ask Us To Do Your
Requests to humans are automatically
discarded, ignored, or
- Do not waste time asking people
Event announcers, List owners, &
Majordomo owner will Not waste their time
doing Your work for you.
- Moaning Fails, Lazy
losers eventually Do
Their Own Work too, but the more lazy
annoy themselves longer first.
- No Exceptions Use Majordomo
There are far too many people on
lists to allow Any
- You are No Friend if you are lazy &
mean & try to waste an unpaid list
manager's time, when Majordomo does your work
- It is Policy To Refuse ! Do Your Own Work
(Reason: Long ago, some people were
lazy & did not Do Their Own Work, that
encouraged many more to be lazy & not
DIY & an
avalanche of unpaid work continued on the
People were so lazy some didn't even
specify which list[s] they wanted &
with which addresses, & they asked
questions about which lists for what etc,
that the robot
would have also answered + they often
included other text requiring human
thought, searching, remembering to do more
things, & responses to them & or
others, all distracting the majordomo owner to be an
ever more unwilling, busier, annoyed &
unpaid social secretary. When robot owner returned
from absences, it was to backlogs of
requests, sometimes repeats, that the
robot would have
dealt with week[s] before. - Never Again !
- Do Not Claim Majordomo Does Not Work
! - It has Never failed ! (Lazy
non thinkers used to claim it, but were
proven wrong Every time. Now claims are
just ignored & deleted as time wasters.
Periodically a fool tries to post to a
whole list of hundreds of people, claiming
it, & requesting an unsubscribe. Such
abuse from lazy fools is a big reason many
of the lists unfortunately had to be
converted to announce only lists, no longer
write-able by all
postings include how to sub. &
unsubscribe., in all
headers & footers.
- Free mail lists, no adverts, no address
harvesting etc; You owe us Not to waste our
time ! Address change requests to humans
are automatically detected & silently
deleted unseen. Use
a few times, think, learn, Succeed, &
No need to be
technically inclined. Just To Think.
( Older text to be later merged in from:
Do It Yourself ! As:
Requests to humans are usually automatically
silently discarded with spam, rarely seen; If seen,
usually ignored; if not ignored, manually Rejected,
with a Standard Reply
; Never accepted &
No matter how lazy, stupid, or deserving some
claim to be, who they may moan to, or for how long:
Our time is not theirs to waste. majordomo@
works Free, Use It .
Too many lazy people previously wasted my/our
time, some stupidly even didn't specify which lists
they wanted (There's 30+) & some told lazy
friends to also dump work on human majordomo-owner,
& time wasting avalanched.
The Section below is to be merged into above later.
- The owners do not waste time on personal
- Don't Ask! - You Will Be Refused, Ignored,
Or automatically mail discarded unseen.
- Owner automatically filters mail: Subscription
requests are deleted un- seen, un- acknowledged,
un- answered, un- actioned.
- There are many hundreds of subscribers on
- Too dumb to use Majordomo
? Some claim it ! Truth is usually: Too lazy to
mailer to send Ascii, type 2 words eg
unsubscribe list_name, & return the
confirmation. Even if you really Are that dumb,
which the owner doesn't believe, subscriptions are
still Not done manually for you by the owner. Go
ask some more competent friend to help you, The
owner has No time to help you.
- The owner installed Majordomo
because he no longer had time to waste doing free
manual subscriptions. You wouldn't enjoy mailing
the owner & waiting, only to realise you really
have been silently deleted automatically unseen, as
stated. You wouldn't enjoy waiting to meet the
owner, just to be refused. The owner doesn't like
being asked, or refusing either, but he Does
refuse, regularly. Don't waste time, Don't Ask
the owner! Learn how to
Do It Yourself, or
find someone with more time time than the owner -
The owner has No time to waste.